Jrmislan
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT, HER PATRONUS IS A CAKE.
Kaila ‘Layla’ Cuddigan
Aki Con 2010: Superman vs Red Ranger
5-year-old boy: Hi!
Me: Hi!
5-year-old boy: How come you're not fighting monsters?
Me: I'm taking a break and hanging out with my friends. Why aren't you saving the world?
5-year-old boy: I'm wearing a costume!
Me: You're Superman, right?
5-year-old boy: Yeah.
Me: Then you should be saving the world!
Aki Con 2010
Ben: Check out that Rydia.
Jason: She must have been in the Land of Summoned Monsters too long.
WWE

I recently started watching wrestling again with my nephew. It’s crazy seeing the next generation of superstars after such a long hiatus. The great thing is that my nephew and I are schooling each other on past events and current events, he learned about the NWO and the old Hart Foundation and I learned about the Nexus and the new Hart Foundation. I forgot how much I like wrestling and the awesome fake superkicks… like Dolph Ziggler’s superkick on Daniel Bryan at Bragging Rights 2010.



P.S. I love Natalya Neidhart. Dat Sharpshooter.

MacBook Air
Lee: ... you're gonna buy one today, aren't you? Bahaha
Me: Is it already out?
Lee: Yup. At apple stores.
Me: AH SHIT, SON! Foursquare @ Apple Store
Lee: Jobs badge!
Halo: Reach

I don’t know if it was a bad first impression or my dedication to PC gaming, but I was never a fan of Halo.

I recently started using my Xbox 360 that was collecting dust since June, I think I was waiting to save enough money to buy my Xbox LIVE gold membership. My nephew and I plowed through several demos in one day; I figured that it was time to invest a little bit more money into the console so I picked up Halo: Reach from Best Buy. I heard about how this would be Bungie’s last Halo game so I figured that I’d have to experience the Halo hype before Microsoft takes over development.

I watched my nephew play a few online matches before I decided to grab a controller and jump in with him. It took me a couple of minutes to get adjusted to the feel of the controller, but once I got familiar with everything I unleashed hell. My nephew and I were screaming with every kill and every death, laughing at every suicide, and pissed with every headshot we didn’t see coming at us. Within 2 hours of gameplay, I was having a blast from beginning to end.

My first real experience with the Xbox 360 and Halo were amazing (I was hesitant to use the word ‘amazing’, but I’m sure that’s what I meant). I still don’t completely understand the Halo hype, but I have a feeling I’ll understand it sooner than expected.